Note from Lila:
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Tales of an Accidental Mistress by Yoko Part Two: My Fate as a Mistress
After the Memorial Day Bet was over, I thought to myself, “Well, that was interesting. Who knew I could have such a powerful effect on someone that I’ve never met in person! But I’m glad that’s over with, and I can go back to exchanging emails with Lila and just being friends.” I was wrong, of course. Very wrong. There were a couple of other bets Lila and I engaged in, including the Super Bowl Bet, where my beloved football team, the Philadelphia Eagles, had lost. Lila was then forced to march around naked singing the team’s fight song, and then doused with Cheez Whiz to become a human cheesesteak. But the official moment when I became her permanent mistress was Lila’s wrestling rematch with Neige. As you may recall, Neige was the first lover Lila had written about in her blog. Lila had described her as being very easy to pin down in wrestling, and therefore easy to top. So, when Neige had requested a rematch, Lila jumped on the chance. She was pretty sure she was going to win—so sure, in fact, that she made this bet with me:
Unfortunately and unbeknownst to Lila, I already knew I could win this bet, because I knew something she didn’t that would tilt the scales in my favor. I’ve promised not to tell, however, so I won’t divulge the secret here. Let’s just say that Nick, Neige, and I were in cahoots on this one, and the plans we made ensured that Neige would win the wrestling match. However, I pretended to Lila that I didn’t want to be spanked by my boyfriend (also a lie), and that I was scared of taking this bet on and did so reluctantly. In her mind, this gave Lila the license to dispense with any respect to her sometime mistress—she taunted me mercilessly, and called me such names as “Tender Buns.” I let her continue to insult me, but in the meantime, I was keeping track of all the disrespect she gave to me, intending for her to be punished for every action when I won the bet. This was the beginning of the system I was to call “Mistress Disrespect Points” (or MDPs), in which for every impudent thing she said to me would be assigned a certain number of points for which she was punished for or assigned embarrassing tasks to do in order to subtract points in her total. Rebellious Lila had managed to do so many impertinent actions between the time the bet was placed to the time she had lost that I had given up on actually tallying points and had decided to make up an arbitrary number instead. It was the principle of the thing—assigning a large number was symbolic of how much disrespect she had given to me and how much she needed to be punished. On the day of the wrestling match, Neige easily pinned Lila down and tied her up. Neige then contacted me to let me know that she (and I) had won. My first decrees were to have her always call me Mistress, make her keep her pubic hairs shaved, to wear Hello Kitty panties (inspired by a blog post my boyfriend had written around that time), and to assign her the MDPs. Neige was to allow herself access to Lila’s apartment at any time to see that she obeyed my commands, and to adminster any punishment necessary to keep her in line. The enormity of my assignment weighed heavily on me. Permanent mistress! What was I going to do as mistress for the long term? I hoped that I would be able to think up enough creative punishments for all of Lila’s MDPs. One suggestion, however, would ultimately turn an impudent slave to a devoted one….
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